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Isla, Krissi and Daisy are coming to the end of their 35th Zoom meeting. This one is on the topic of their website, Blue Gravy Productions. There are nine minutes left of the Zoom meeting when they realise they haven’t covered the ‘about us’ section.

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ISLA

Ooo shall we quickly talk about what we want to write here?

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DAISY

Let me find the notes I wrote at our first meeting.

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KRISSI

Should we write about our history; what we’ve each been doing up until now?

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ISLA

I don’t think people care about that, do you?

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KRISSI

Nah.

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DAISY

I’ve lost the notes.

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ISLA

…telling stories across formats, where human truth meets playful imagination?

     

KRISSI

Hmmm.

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DAISY

Hang on, I’ve found them. "We are a creative trio producing work with meaty female-identifying through-lines and delving into unexplored worlds. Our mission is to create unique, truthful, and eye-opening work, always prioritising inclusivity. We’re on the look out for resident writers, producers, and directors to collaborate with, so please get in touch."

Waffle? (nods) Too waffley.

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ISLA

(adjusts her neck to ease the pain of tension)  

Yeah.

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KRISSI

We could just write a script about us…

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DAISY

Yeah, like -  “Daisy is sat there in the same old t-shirt, yesterday’s coco pops down the front.”

I don’t know about you, but I’ve always got a bit of coco pops down me…

 

ISLA & KRISSI

            (both a little bemused)                  

Huh?

Zoom cuts out.

 

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